Friday, June 3, 2011

The Height Of.....

HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’

HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
 A person sending email to himself.

HEIGHT OF FLIRTING:
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY BE CONCERNED" 

HEIGHT OF HONESTY:
When a pregnant woman gos to watch a movie and buys one and a half tickets.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
 You are swimming in the water tank and shout 'F1 F1 F1 ' instead of shouting 'HELP' when you are unable to swim...

HEIGHT OF PATRIOTISM
You are sitting on an English toilet in Indian style.

HEIGHT OF FASHION:
Dhoti with a zip.

HEIGHT OF SECRECY:
Offering blank visiting cards.

HEIGHT OF CRAZINESS:
Getting a blank paper xeroxed.

HEIGHT OF FORGETFULNESS:
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY:
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

HEIGHT OF SUICIDE:
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

HEIGHT OF DE-HYDRATION:
A cow giving milk powder.

HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK: 
A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life and dies because of BIRD FLU

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:
A senior student while ragging a junior "I will kiss your wife on your wedding", Junior answers "Thats ok sir....... but i will marry your sister...."

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