Greeting Cards you'll never see a hallmark on !!!

"Looking back over the years that we've been together I can't help but wonder......
'What the hell was I thinking'"

"Congratulations on your wedding day....
Too bad no one likes your wife"

"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love....
But since I've met you I've changed my mind"

"I must admit you brought Religion to my life.....
I never believed in Hell until I met you"

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....
That you're not here to ruin it for me"

"Someday I hope to get married....
But not to you"

"You look great for your age....
Alomst lifeless"

"When we were together, you always said that you'd die for me.....
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise"

"It's so miserable without you....
It's almost like you're here"

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and had only one life jacket....
I'll miss you heaps and think of you often"

"Your friends and I wanted to do something something on your birthday.....
So we're having you put to sleep"