Answer them...

• Why does someone believe that there are 4 million stars out there, but check when someone tells them that the paint is wet?
• What is the speed of darkness?
• If the temperature outside is zero today and it is said that it is going to be twice as cold tomorrow, what will be the temperature tomorrow?
• Why do people point to their wrists when asking for time but don't point to their bum when asking for where the bathroom is?
• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
• If corn oil is made from corn, vegetable oil from vegetable then what is baby oil made from?
• If electricity comes from electrons, then do morality come from morons?
• Why do the Alphabet Song and twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune??
• Stop singing and read on...
• Why does Goofy stand erect and Pluto is always on his fours? Both are dogs..!!
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look down?