Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Good, Bad And the Worse

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She’s a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife’s leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Good: You get a three-day weekend.
 Bad: You get the flu on Friday.

Good: You get tickets to the theatre.
 Bad: It's performance art.

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