Managed Care CEO Asked for Charity

The Chairman of a large charity noted that a wealthy CEO of a major care company had never given him a donation. He called on the CEO in an attempt to persuade him to mend his ways.
"Our reasearch shows that you made a profit of over $600,000 last year, and yet you have not given a dime to any community charities! What do you want to say for yourself?"
The CEO replied, "Did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income? Do you know about my brother, the disabled veteran, who is build and in a wheelchair? Do you know about my sister, whose husband died in a traffic accident, leaving her penniless with 3 children?"
Sheepishily, the charity solicitor admitted that he had no knowledge of any of this.
"Well, since I don't give any money to them," he continued, "Then why should I give any to you?"

TOUGH QUESTIONS

QUESTION 1
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? 


QUESTION 2
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. 
Who would you vote for?
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. 
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler! 


For the abortion question, if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.


DON'T JUDGE A PERSON JUST LIKE THAT!!!

Animal's Photo Shoot...

General Equations And Statistics!!

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Einstein!!!

Einstein teasing today's scientists.....:P

Buy A New Mac???

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.
I was against it and an argument started.
I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.
He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"
And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."