Blondie Taking An Exam

A blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. 

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the questions for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails. Within half-an-hour she is all done where as the rest of the class is sweating it out. 

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. 

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and says, "What is going on?" 

"I finished the exam in half-an-hour. But I'm rechecking my answers."

Questions :P

"What is the colour of a mirror?"

"If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted?"

"If anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible?"

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

"If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?

Try Answering This...

Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.
Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?
Father: Ok ask.
Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.
Father: !!!??????!!!

Answer them...

• Why does someone believe that there are 4 million stars out there, but check when someone tells them that the paint is wet?
• What is the speed of darkness?
• If the temperature outside is zero today and it is said that it is going to be twice as cold tomorrow, what will be the temperature tomorrow?
• Why do people point to their wrists when asking for time but don't point to their bum when asking for where the bathroom is?
• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
• If corn oil is made from corn, vegetable oil from vegetable then what is baby oil made from?
• If electricity comes from electrons, then do morality come from morons?
• Why do the Alphabet Song and twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune??
• Stop singing and read on...
• Why does Goofy stand erect and Pluto is always on his fours? Both are dogs..!!
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look down?

TOUGH QUESTIONS

QUESTION 1
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? 


QUESTION 2
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. 
Who would you vote for?
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. 
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler! 


For the abortion question, if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.


DON'T JUDGE A PERSON JUST LIKE THAT!!!