A-cute-appendicitis.... :D

A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."

Would you please do me a favor?

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.
 Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game.