Showing posts with label store. Show all posts
Showing posts with label store. Show all posts

Monday, October 10, 2011

Sardarji In A Store

Sardar starts shouting in a store..."Where is my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "There is nothing free with this oil."
Sardar: "It says CHOLESTEROL FREE"

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Servant....

Hearing a department store clerk address me as "Ma'am," four-year- old Jennifer asked what that meant. "Ma'am is short for madam," I replied. "It's a polite way to address a woman."
Jennifer asked what name Daddy would be called.
 "Sir," I answered.
"Sir ..." she thought for a moment, "that must be short for servant!"