Lesson from the movie - '3 Idiots'

Teacher: '3 Idiots' film dekhney ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi ki....Engineering padh kar bhi medical ki ladhki patai jaa sakti hai.
Teacher: Shut up and get out.
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Babloo: miss main bataon?
Teacher: very good, batao...
Babloo: miss, college ke first day underwear zaroor pehna chahiye.
Teacher: Get out...
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Shamu: miss main bataon???
Teacher: I think you are a brilliant child...tum sahi bataoge.
Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai!
Teacher: Get out....
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Gudoo: Miss main bataon??
Gudoo: French kiss mein naak beech mein nahi aati...
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Students Rock...

Time To Study

It is not a fault of the student because there are only 365 days in a year.
Now, Days in a year = 365

Sundays = 52
Sundays are meant for rest.
Days left = 313 days

Summer vacations = 60 days
Weather is very hot, and it's a vacation.
Days left = 253 days

8 hours of daily sleep = 122 days
Sleep is necessary.
Days left = 131 days

1 hour daily for play = 15 days
It's good for health.
Days left = 116 days

2 hours daily for food = 30 days
Chew the food properly, forget about the time.
Days left = 86 days

Examination days in a year = 30 days
Giving exams is necessary.
Days left =  56 days

Winter vacations = 25 days
It is cold and hard to study.
Days left = 31 days

Other holidays = 20 days
These holidays are to enjoy.
Days left = 11 days

Illness atleast once a year = 8 days
Because of illness, study is not possible.
Days left = 3 days

Result days = 3 days
Going and taking results is necessary.
Days left = 0 days

So tell me when can we study? 

Why did Pappu fail in his exams?

The reason is:

A Gift Session....

    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
   The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. 
   The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Student's Life And Their Moments

Most irritating moment : Morning alarms
Most dreadful journey : Way to class
Most lovely time : Meeting your friends
Most tragic news : Test in the first period
Most wonderful news : Teacher is absent
Most relaxing area : Back Benchers
Most funny moment : Teacher cracks a joke and nobody laughs.

Parasite....

Teacher: What is a parasite?
Student: Something you see in Paris.

Give me sometime

Student: give me sumtime,
Give me some brain
Give me anther chance to
write my paper once again
Examiner: na na na nana na na

Definition Of Island.....

Teacher: Define island....
Student: A place surrounded by all sides but from the top......