If I Were A Millionaire...

"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire' "
Everyone but Little Johnny, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied

Lesson from the movie - '3 Idiots'

Teacher: '3 Idiots' film dekhney ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi ki....Engineering padh kar bhi medical ki ladhki patai jaa sakti hai.
Teacher: Shut up and get out.
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Babloo: miss main bataon?
Teacher: very good, batao...
Babloo: miss, college ke first day underwear zaroor pehna chahiye.
Teacher: Get out...
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Shamu: miss main bataon???
Teacher: I think you are a brilliant child...tum sahi bataoge.
Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai!
Teacher: Get out....
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Gudoo: Miss main bataon??
Gudoo: French kiss mein naak beech mein nahi aati...
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Students Rock...

A Gift Session....

    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
   The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. 
   The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Student's Life And Their Moments

Most irritating moment : Morning alarms
Most dreadful journey : Way to class
Most lovely time : Meeting your friends
Most tragic news : Test in the first period
Most wonderful news : Teacher is absent
Most relaxing area : Back Benchers
Most funny moment : Teacher cracks a joke and nobody laughs.

Parasite....

Teacher: What is a parasite?
Student: Something you see in Paris.

Definition Of Island.....

Teacher: Define island....
Student: A place surrounded by all sides but from the top......

Qualifying for Heaven

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate. 
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered. "That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."