Monday, March 12, 2012

Excuse For Speeding

A police officer attempts to stop a car from speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 kmph. he eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "it's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behaviour, I'll let you go."
the guy thinks for a few seconds and then says,"My wife ran away with a cop last week. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back to me."

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