Excuse For Speeding

A police officer attempts to stop a car from speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 kmph. he eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "it's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behaviour, I'll let you go."
the guy thinks for a few seconds and then says,"My wife ran away with a cop last week. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back to me."

Yahan Nahane Mana Hai....

Police: Madam, yahan nahana mana hai.
Lady: Jab main kapde uttaar rahi thi, tab batana nahi tha?
Police: Yahan nahana mana hai, kapde utaarna nahi.

Missing Husband

    A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

   The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"